Oh, fuck. Think I'll get me a new LJ.

...As a birthday gift, one of you guys could get me a permanent account 8(

Ladies and gentlemen, the threat seems to have fucked off, but if this happens again, alert me immediately and we'll poise for mayhem again.

However, I have more important shit to say... I have much stuff to finish.

( Ladies and gentlemen, this is the THREAT DOWN!! )

This shit is fucking important. Pay fucking attention, all readers. I have some bad news about the internet.

I was sent this:

http://community.livejournal.com/fandangohigh/193559.html

It seems there is a group of assholes out there who is attacking LJ and forcibly banning a vast amount of LJs for the use of certain buzzwords. It won't be long until this "Warriors for Innocence" people attack other sites. You see, there's this thing called freedom of speech...

Kids, we're going to rally a fucking offensive. Yes, that's right. We will find a way to wipe this infestation from the fucking planet.

Call up your friends. Spread the word. If your chums can tear sites down, get them to do their part. I won't let free speech be doublethinked away because some yo-yo is afraid of his kids gettin' raped.

If you want to join the cause, report to ( (censored) ) and wait for future instructions. I'll have a real HQ up ASAP.

Important links:
http://roaring.livejournal.com/70304.html - news report about watchdog group.
http://catrinella.livejournal.com/151812.html - Some information about what's being banned.
http://liz-marcs.livejournal.com/266024.html - A few more words...
http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org/ - Watchdog group's site.

Yesterday, for $32 (US) I got:

-Midnight Oil - Drums of Heaven/Truganini 7" single
-Frank Zappa - Sheik Yerbouti LP from NEw ZEALAND.

RARE SHIT. LOVE.

I've been feeling really douchy and depressed of late. I think I'm getting sick again. I feel lonely. I'm talking too much about myself again. I joined an RP again. I don't know how to communicate my concern and wonder and so I come off as being annoying and self-centered when I'm trying to find out what the fuck is goin' on.

What belongs to me belongs to me.

God, I feel like such a pussy. Who cares if I'm alone? I don't and what else matters? Everyone has a time like that, and I guess now's mine. I'm becoming too much like those I'm playing.

I can't seem to kick this habit of talking about myself.

Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Put your trust in me
I'll help you, too

No, I really do feel like a bit of an ass. I know it's really obnoxious of me to talk about this shit all the time, and I have a fucking good life, so why'm I so bitchy?

I have discovered my super power.

I can misinterpret anything anyone says.

Jen, stop trying to say you're not a whore. You found innuendo in my current icon when I did not, and apparently I'm the whore of this place.

...The answers to last weeks music meme were:

I. Only the Strong - Midnight Oil
II. When the Generals Talk - Midnight Oil
III. Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd
IV. Outside World - Midnight Oil
V. White Skin Black Heart - Midnight Oil
VI. Power and the Passion - Midnight Oil
VII. Blue Sky Mine - Midnight Oil
VIII. Powderworks - Midnight Oil
IX. Shoot High, Aim Low - Yes
X. Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd
XI. Big Generator - Yes
XII. Dinosaur - King Crimson
XIII. Short Memory - Midnight Oil
XIV. Advance Romance - Frank Zappa
XV. Model Man - King Crimson
XVI. How it is - Rush
XVII. Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun - Pink Floyd
XVIII. Heavy Fuel - Dire Straits
XIX. Star of Hope - Midnight Oil
XX. If - Pink Floyd
XXI. The Big Money - Rush
XXII. Minutes to Midnight - Midnight Oil
XXIII. Best of Both Worlds - Midnight Oil
XXIV. Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa
XXV. The Weapon - Rush
XXVI. Sweet Miracle - Rush
XXVII. Nothing Lost - Nothing Gained - Midnight Oil
XXVIII. Neon Knights - Black Sabbath
XXIX. Supernaut - Black Sabbath
XXX. Neurotica - Rush

Congratulations to all of you who managed to guess any of these.

They say the truth is what you see.
I know the truth is what you feel.

Tomorrow, I'm going in to record some music. I'm in this little... class-esque thing... at school. Basically, you have to show up, but that's it. You just perform music. I can sing acceptably, play guitar okay-ish, but I think I'm a damn good drummer and a lyricist.

I'm starting to question existence and the nature of truth recently. It's probably because of a song I've been listening to. I don't honestly know, though... *sigh* I don't bloody get it. The world is screwed up.

By the way, expect parts of an art project I'm working on to show up in the next few days.

If anyone sees this, put on a comment.

I heard the new Rush single today.

...I am still recovering. It is fucking godlike.

Put your current music playlist on "shuffle" and list the first line of each of the first 30 songs (no matter how embarrassing). Post in your journal and see if your readers can guess the title and artist.

I. When I'm locked in my room
II. Up there on the platform
III. Big man, pig man
IV. There's a wind on the Eastern side
V. What are you gonna now
VI. People wastin' away in paradise
VII. There'll be food on the table tonight
VIII. There's a shit storm a'coming
IX. We hit the Blue Fields
X. Into the distance
XI. Such a strange pre-occupation
XII. Long ago and far away, in a different age
XIII. Conquistador of Mexico
XIV. No more credit from the liquor store
XV. Look for the signs
XVI. Here's a little trap that sometimes catches everyone
XVII. Little by little the night turns around
XVIII. Last time I was sober
XIX. Hope you've a god, it's your turn to pray
XX. If I were a swan, I'd be gone
XXI. Big money goes around the world
XXII. Everybody say God is a good man
XXIII. You say times are tough
XXIV. I can't stand the way he pouts
XXV. We got nothin' to fear but fear itself
XXVI. I wasn't walking on water
XXVII. In my world there are sorrows
XXVIII. Oh, no! Here is comes again
XXIX. I wanna reach out
XXX. You just don't get it

Idiots.

Lay off the fucking MCR and Bright Eyes, that shit.

Jump off a building if you're so sad. Nobody likes you and your taste leaves much to be desired.

Well, this place needed a fucking post.

02 -> 200 Motels
01 -> Barack Obama
01 -> Stephen Colbert
01 -> Adrian Belew
02 -> Jim Gaffigan
03 -> Touhou
( If you wanna run cool-- )

Have I mentioned that King Crimson is fucking addictive? Bill Bruford is a god, and Adrian Belew, hot shit, what a voice~!

...Shut up, I know I'm acting like such a fucking fangit, but I'm doing that on purpose. It sets a mood, y'dig? I'm setting this mood because fangits remind me of unrequited love, which reminds me of Valentine's Day. By the way, the resemblance of "fangit" to "faggot" in pronunciation is totally coincidental.

Valentine's Day is a load of shit. It has nothing to do with love. Since when does spending money count as love? True emotions come from the heart, not the goddamn pocketbook, not that goddamn cock. It doesn't seem like such a loving gesture when you have to pay for all that dental work, does it, whore? Seriously, Americans don't get the message, which fucking pisses me off, because every time I think this country might, might be on the right fucking track, some jackoff manages to prove otherwise. Isn't this a great goddamn society? I know, I do a rant like this every year, but I just... don't like this holiday. Then again, I'm not exactly a very emotional person, anyway. Criticize me all you want, but love... doesn't exist around here anymore. It can't happen here, if you will.

Okay, also, earlier, I tackled an opinion of mine about Yes, but here's a full explanation...

1. Owner of a Lonely Heart vs. Rhythm of Love: If you've listened toboth songs, you will know that Rhythm of Love is far superior, because it has a more... interesting rhythm and isn't the same goddamn rhythm over and over. That sort of thing sucks.


2. Hold On vs. Big Generator: Ouch. Ouch. This is the closest fight of the whole thing. Hold On wins by a hair, though, for being generally more badass.


3. It Can Happen vs. Shoot High Aim Low: No contest. Shoot High could crush all of 90125 at once. Dig it?


4. Changes vs. Almost Like Love: ALL's not too good, but it's still good enough to tell Changes to eat itself.


5. Cinema/Leave It vs. Love Will Find a Way: Both songs suck ass (save for the Cinema intro, but since Leave It sucks balls so hard, that is not gonna save it, no way in hell), but LWFaW holds out in the end, because Leave It is a smoldering turd.


6. Our Song vs. Final Eyes: Final Eyes, hands down. I have a passable ear for beauty, you know...


7. City of Love vs. I'm Running: Or is this the closest fight...? Yes, it is, because it's a draw. I'm Running is good, but not enough to keep me awake. City of Love is good, but not enough.


8. Hearts vs. Holy Lamb: This is the only other place where 90125 wins, if only because Hearts shifts about so much...

There you go.

What's strange is that I haven't been complaining about anything of late. Isn't that fucked up?

Anyway, of late, I've gotten into Touhou and xxxHOLiC, because I'm a strung-out hippie from Hell. At the mention of that, too, I have also gotten into King Crimson. Yay, more druggie music, right?

Just a few things:

• 90125 sucks.


• Get Big Generator instead.


• George Carlin is funnier if you don't listen to it for a long time.


• I'm gonna see Jim Gaffigan three weeks from Saturday.


• Those "UNPIMP ZE AUTO" Volkswagon commercials are getting annoyingly common.


• I've run out of shit to say. I need to find some... links to shit at SPPf or something.