My policy helps me helps you

Oh, fuck. Think I'll get me a new LJ.

...As a birthday gift, one of you guys could get me a permanent account 8(

Ladies and gentlemen, the threat seems to have fucked off, but if this happens again, alert me immediately and we'll poise for mayhem again.

However, I have more important shit to say... I have much stuff to finish.

( Ladies and gentlemen, this is the THREAT DOWN!! )

This shit is fucking important. Pay fucking attention, all readers. I have some bad news about the internet.

I was sent this:

http://community.livejournal.com/fandangohigh/193559.html

It seems there is a group of assholes out there who is attacking LJ and forcibly banning a vast amount of LJs for the use of certain buzzwords. It won't be long until this "Warriors for Innocence" people attack other sites. You see, there's this thing called freedom of speech...

Kids, we're going to rally a fucking offensive. Yes, that's right. We will find a way to wipe this infestation from the fucking planet.

Call up your friends. Spread the word. If your chums can tear sites down, get them to do their part. I won't let free speech be doublethinked away because some yo-yo is afraid of his kids gettin' raped.

If you want to join the cause, report to ( (censored) ) and wait for future instructions. I'll have a real HQ up ASAP.

Important links:
http://roaring.livejournal.com/70304.html - news report about watchdog group.
http://catrinella.livejournal.com/151812.html - Some information about what's being banned.
http://liz-marcs.livejournal.com/266024.html - A few more words...
http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org/ - Watchdog group's site.

Yesterday, for $32 (US) I got:

-Midnight Oil - Drums of Heaven/Truganini 7" single
-Frank Zappa - Sheik Yerbouti LP from NEw ZEALAND.

RARE SHIT. LOVE.

I've been feeling really douchy and depressed of late. I think I'm getting sick again. I feel lonely. I'm talking too much about myself again. I joined an RP again. I don't know how to communicate my concern and wonder and so I come off as being annoying and self-centered when I'm trying to find out what the fuck is goin' on.

What belongs to me belongs to me.

God, I feel like such a pussy. Who cares if I'm alone? I don't and what else matters? Everyone has a time like that, and I guess now's mine. I'm becoming too much like those I'm playing.

I can't seem to kick this habit of talking about myself.

Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Hypocrisy helps me helps you
Put your trust in me
I'll help you, too

No, I really do feel like a bit of an ass. I know it's really obnoxious of me to talk about this shit all the time, and I have a fucking good life, so why'm I so bitchy?

I have discovered my super power.

I can misinterpret anything anyone says.

Jen, stop trying to say you're not a whore. You found innuendo in my current icon when I did not, and apparently I'm the whore of this place.

...The answers to last weeks music meme were:

I. Only the Strong - Midnight Oil
II. When the Generals Talk - Midnight Oil
III. Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd
IV. Outside World - Midnight Oil
V. White Skin Black Heart - Midnight Oil
VI. Power and the Passion - Midnight Oil
VII. Blue Sky Mine - Midnight Oil
VIII. Powderworks - Midnight Oil
IX. Shoot High, Aim Low - Yes
X. Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd
XI. Big Generator - Yes
XII. Dinosaur - King Crimson
XIII. Short Memory - Midnight Oil
XIV. Advance Romance - Frank Zappa
XV. Model Man - King Crimson
XVI. How it is - Rush
XVII. Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun - Pink Floyd
XVIII. Heavy Fuel - Dire Straits
XIX. Star of Hope - Midnight Oil
XX. If - Pink Floyd
XXI. The Big Money - Rush
XXII. Minutes to Midnight - Midnight Oil
XXIII. Best of Both Worlds - Midnight Oil
XXIV. Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa
XXV. The Weapon - Rush
XXVI. Sweet Miracle - Rush
XXVII. Nothing Lost - Nothing Gained - Midnight Oil
XXVIII. Neon Knights - Black Sabbath
XXIX. Supernaut - Black Sabbath
XXX. Neurotica - Rush

Congratulations to all of you who managed to guess any of these.